Official announcement
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Dang, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Dang, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
![[:p]](/images/smilies/tongue.png "Stick Out Tongue [:p]")
